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The one who drinks friends. You know the one.
Our Best Friend Has NEW PRONOUNS?!
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Our Best Friend Has NEW PRONOUNS?!
“Based on the video your mother wishes you hadn't watched.”
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Tee
Our Best Friend Has NEW PRONOUNS?!
$24
free shipping over $150 ✦
50 of 50 left
★ Fabric
Soft cotton tee.
Pre-shrunk, holds the print, gets better with every wash. Made to be lived in.
★ Print
Checked before it ships.
Front hit, back graphic, looked over by an actual bro. If it's wrong, we fix it.
★ Fit
True to size.
Regular fit through the body. Size up if you want it roomy.
Questions, answered
What sizes do the shirts run?
True to size, unisex fit. If you like it roomy, go one up. Every product page has a size guide with chest and length in inches.
How long does shipping take?
Shirts are printed to order and ship in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 5 days in the mail inside the US. You get tracking by email the moment it leaves.
Is shipping free?
Yes over $150. Under that it is a flat rate you see at checkout before you pay.
Who gets the money?
On bro merch, every dollar of profit goes to the bro on the shirt, the human in that costume. The brand keeps nothing on those.
Can I return it?
If it is the wrong size or something is off, email us within 30 days and we will swap it or refund it. No forms, no restocking fee.
How many are made?
Most drops are limited runs. When the counter on the page hits zero it is gone, unless enough people ask for a rerun.
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