Slushy Bros
Now wear the bad decisions.
24.1M+ people watched the Bros.
You watched the joke — now you're in on it.
Pick a lane.
12+ drops
T-shirts
Heavyweight, a little boxy Shop it
4 drops
Hats
For the sun and the shame Shop it
6 drops
Hoodies
Stay frozen, literally Shop it
4 drops
Youth & Kids
Smaller cups, same bad ideas Shop it
12+ drops
Best sellers
What people actually buy Shop it
12+ drops
New drops
Fresh out of the freezer Shop it
4 drops
Viral shirts
From the videos Shop it
5 drops
Bro merch
100% to the human Shop it
#1 8.6M
He got it in on the first try. #whatssofunny
#2 5M
Friends don’t drink friends. Well Slushy Bros do.
#3 1.4M
The Emmys gave it to Purple?!
#4 1.1M
Why Did His FRIEND Say Don’t Pull Out?!
#5 867.3K
You’ve been watching us drink each other… #comedy
#6 831.6K
That’s NOT what time and a half means #funny
#7 810.6K
They actually measured them #funny
#8 721.9K
Didn’t leave him ANYTHING?! True friends.
#9 697K
Sometimes you gotta help a bro out
#10 659.5K
Would You Let Your BEST Friend Drink You?
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The full drop.
Every piece in the drop. Limited run, no reprints — once it melts, it melts.
OG Just a Taste Snapback Hat
$28.45 Snapback Hat
The Main Event Snapback Hat
$28.45 Snapback Hat
OG The Problem Snapback Hat
$28.45 Polo
Cold Blooded Polo
$55.00 T-Shirt
Cold Blooded Slushy Hoes
$25.00 Tumbler
Plastic Tumbler
$19.99 Pint Glass
Pint Glass
$19.99 T-Shirt
Slushy Bros America
$24.00 T-Shirt
He got it in on the first try.
$24.00 Sweatshirt
Friends don’t drink friends. Well Slushy Bros do.
$42.00 Tee
Red's · 100% to them
Red Flag Energy Shirt
$24.00 Tee
Purple's · 100% to them
Royal Treatment Shirt
$24.00 Tee
Green's · 100% to them
Green Machine Shirt
$24.00 Tee
Blue's · 100% to them
Cool Under Pressure Shirt
$24.00 Tee
Yellow's · 100% to them
Stay Golden Shirt
$24.00 Tee
Baseball Slushy Bro
$24.00 Hoodie
The Emmys gave it to Purple?!
$42.00 Tee
Youth Magic in The Mix Unicorn Shirt
$20.00 accessory
Youth Magic in The Mix Kids fleece hoodie
$33.00 Tee
Cold Hits Hard Hockey Shirt
$24.00 Tee
Youth Jurassic Chill Dino Shirt
$20.00 Youth
Youth Axolotl Stay Cool Shirt
$20.00 Tee
Respawn & Chill Shirt
$24.00 Sweatshirt
Baseball Slushy Bro Hoodie
$42.00Nothing in that pile yet.
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Changed your mind? That's okay. We've made worse decisions.
The Frozen
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New drops. Early access. Questionable decisions.
Good videos
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Life's better frozen.
Different flavors.
Same bad ideas.
Buy a bro's shirt. 100% goes to that bro.
Every shirt sold as a bro is that bro's shirt. Not the brand's. Every dollar of profit goes to the human sweating inside the costume. Pick your favorite. Fund their bad decisions.
Who's winning.
Green leads by 1. Every shirt is a vote and 100% of the profit goes to the human. Pick a team.
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Fund Purple
Additional bros.
Three more joined the freezer. The rest are still thawing.
Proof this got out of hand.
Someone wins at 50K subs.
1.8K to go. One ticket, in every draw, forever.
New drops. New videos.
Questionable decisions.
Slushy Bros: limited drops from the viral videos
Welcome to the official Slushy Bros store. Home of the viral videos, limited-run party shirts, snapbacks, stickers and questionable life choices. Three guys in slushy costumes, 24.1M+ views, and the shirts that came out of the videos.
Every drop is a small run printed once and never re-released. When it sells out, it melts for good. Shop Why Did His FRIEND Say Don’t Pull Out?! while it is still live, watch the Shorts that started it, meet the bros, and put your name in for free merch.
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