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Cherry
The roster
Pick a flavor.
Different flavors. Same bad ideas. Read the file, fund the human.
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Cherry
02
Blue Raspberry
Blue
The reason we need rules.
“The drinks stay cold. The decisions stay hot.”
100% of merch profit → Ryan 0 sold
03
Lemon
Yellow
Should probably stop encouraging them.
“We bought the costumes before the instruments.”
100% of merch profit → Ryan 1 sold · $24 for Ryan
04
Grape
Purple
Grape-flavored chaos. Nobody invited him.
“He got it in on the first try.”
100% of merch profit → Bill 0 sold
05
Lime
Green
Unpredictable. DUI in his wheelchair. Constant brain freezes.
“It's fine.”
100% of merch profit → Joe 2 sold · $24 for Joe
06
Chocolate (he insists)
Brown
High energy. Never shuts up. Annoying on purpose.
“Wait wait wait wait. Okay. So.”
100% of merch profit → Brown01Pick a bro.
Read the file. Judge accordingly.
02Buy the shirt sold as them.
It says "Sold by" right on the product. No fine print.
03100% of the profit goes to the human.
Not the brand. The person inside the costume. That is the whole system.
Pick a bro. Pay a bro.
Buy a bro's shirt. 100% goes to that bro.
Every shirt sold as a bro is that bro's shirt. Not the brand's. Every dollar of profit goes to the human sweating inside the costume. Pick your favorite. Fund their bad decisions.
Live standings
Meet the roster
Who's winning.
Green leads by 1. Every shirt is a vote and 100% of the profit goes to the human. Pick a team.
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Fund Purple
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