Green Machine Shirt
Green leads Red by 2 shirts. Keep it that way. Standings
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Sold by Green
100% of the profit from this one goes to Joe. Not the brand. Joe.
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100%to the bro
Soft cotton tee.
Pre-shrunk, holds the print, gets better with every wash. Made to be lived in.
Checked before it ships.
Front hit, back graphic, looked over by an actual bro. If it's wrong, we fix it.
True to size.
Regular fit through the body. Size up if you want it roomy.
Questions, answered
What sizes do the shirts run?
True to size, unisex fit. If you like it roomy, go one up. Every product page has a size guide with chest and length in inches.
How long does shipping take?
Shirts are printed to order and ship in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 5 days in the mail inside the US. You get tracking by email the moment it leaves.
Is shipping free?
Yes over $150. Under that it is a flat rate you see at checkout before you pay.
Who gets the money?
On bro merch, every dollar of profit goes to Green, the human in that costume. The brand keeps nothing on those.
Can I return it?
If it is the wrong size or something is off, email us within 30 days and we will swap it or refund it. No forms, no restocking fee.
How many are made?
Most drops are limited runs. When the counter on the page hits zero it is gone, unless enough people ask for a rerun.
