Blue
Blue Raspberry · The reason we need rules.
“The drinks stay cold. The decisions stay hot.”
Played by Ryan. Allegedly.
Nobody has funded Blue yet. Be the first. Be the story.
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Blue's merch.
Sold as Blue, by Blue. 100% of the profit from this one goes to Ryan. Not the brand. Ryan.
Who is Blue?
Blue knows exactly how much everyone owes, to the cent, and will tell you at the worst possible time. He measured the ice once. He has a spreadsheet. The spreadsheet has tabs.
He is the calm one, which is not the same as the responsible one. Blue will calculate the odds of a terrible idea, present them clearly, and then do the terrible idea anyway because the math was "interesting."
He claims he has never had a brain freeze. Nobody believes him. There is footage.
Known for
- Knowing what you owe before you do
- Measuring the ice. With a scale.
- Being right in a way nobody asked for
- The tab-keeping voice
Weaknesses
- A good deal
- Being told to "just eyeball it"
- A cooler with no lid
- Unrounded numbers
