Brown
Chocolate (he insists) · High energy. Never shuts up. Annoying on purpose.
“Wait wait wait wait. Okay. So.”
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Brown's shirts. Well, everyone's.
Who is Brown?
Brown has never finished a thought, because he has never had to. He is already on the next one, and the one after that, and he is telling you all three at once at a volume the backyard was not built for. He does not have an inside voice. He does not have an outside voice. He has one voice and it is on.
Nobody asked what flavor he is. He told everyone anyway. Repeatedly. It is chocolate. He is very sure it is chocolate. Look, he is not going to argue about it, he is just going to keep saying it until you agree, which, to be fair, works.
He is the most energy in any room, including rooms he is not in. Ask the neighbors. Actually, you will not need to. They will tell you.
Known for
- Narrating a video he is not in, from off camera, for the entire video
- Explaining his flavor to people who did not ask, and then to people who left
- Being the reason there is a "quiet part" in the backyard, and the reason it does not work
- Doing the bit, then explaining the bit, then doing the bit again louder
Weaknesses
- Silence
- A pause of any length
- Someone else telling a story
- The word "anyway"
- A microphone (it only makes it worse)
Brown in writing.
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