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The Emmys gave it to Purple?!
“The Emmys gave it to purple?!” came out of the video your mother wishes you hadn’t watched, the one sitting at 1.4M views. We unlocked this hoodie at 1M views, which means it only exists because people watched. It is a Bone pullover at $42.00, and the counter on this page started at 50.
What you get for $42
- 100% cotton face over a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester body
- Brushed fleece interior, heavyweight and broken in before it ships
- Front pouch pocket, matching flat drawstrings and a 3-panel hood
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Oversized back print with a front chest hit that cracks vintage after a few washes
Don’t baby the print. The graphic is meant to age with the hoodie, the way anything you actually wear does.
Why purple, and why this one
The joke landed because the Emmys red carpet really did go all in on the color, from lavender slips to deep royal velvet. Knockout Emmy looks prove purple photographs better than almost anything else under carpet lighting, which is exactly why one of us lost an argument on camera about it. We printed the line on Bone so the purple graphic reads clean instead of fighting the fabric.
If you want the rest of the context, the video is on our podcast feed and the cut that started it lives in the backyard archive.
Sizing: order one size up
This hoodie runs small, so we tell everyone to go one size larger than usual. The cut is oversized and slightly cropped with a dropped shoulder and ribbed cuffs, sized S through 3XL. Lay a hoodie you already like flat, measure pit to pit, and match the column in the size guide on this page.
Shipping, returns and the run of 50
We print to order, so pieces leave our shop in 2 to 5 business days and take another 3 to 5 days in the mail inside the US, with tracking emailed the moment it ships. Shipping is free over $150; under that you see a flat rate at checkout before you pay. Wrong size or something off? Email us inside 30 days for a swap or refund, no forms and no restocking fee.
Blank product is sourced from Pakistan. When the counter hits zero, it is gone unless enough people ask for a rerun, and you can watch stock move on the slush tracker.
Every dollar of profit goes to the bro on the shirt
On bro merch, the profit goes to the human in that costume, not the brand. That is the same rule we run across the creator side of Slushy Bros, and it is why the drops stay small.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do Emmy winners get paid?
No, winners get the statuette and nothing else, and under Television Academy rules they cannot sell it without first offering it back for $1. The award itself is worth a few hundred dollars in materials.
Who is the oldest person to ever win an Emmy Award?
Norman Lear, who won at age 97 in 2019 for producing a live sitcom special. He stayed the record holder for years after.
Is the Emmy bigger than the Oscars?
The Oscars still pull roughly three times the live TV audience of the Emmys in most recent years. The Emmys cover far more shows, which is partly why the red carpet color trends there move faster.
What sizes does this hoodie run?
S through 3XL, unisex, and it runs small, so order one size up. Chest and length in inches are listed in the size guide with a tolerance of about half an inch.
Grab one of the 50
Add the Bone hoodie to your cart at $42.00 before the counter runs out, and pair it with a cup if you want the full setup. Post yours in the wild and we’ll put the good ones on the wall.
Ready to get started?
Get in touch with Slushy Bros for a free quote. We are happy to answer your questions and walk you through the next steps.
