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He Said NOT THAT ONE During An Emergency?!
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He Said NOT THAT ONE During An Emergency?!
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He Said NOT THAT ONE During An Emergency?!
$24
free shipping over $150 ✦
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★ Build
Structured 6-panel.
85% acrylic, 15% wool. High-profile crown that holds shape after every wash. Sits on your head with intent.
★ Print
Embroidered + screen.
Front hit stitched in, back hit screen-printed. Made to face down a backyard bonfire.
★ Fit
One size · 22"–24".
Plastic snap closure, flat visor, grey under-visor. Wear it backwards on purpose.
Questions, answered
What sizes do the shirts run?
True to size, unisex fit. If you like it roomy, go one up. Every product page has a size guide with chest and length in inches.
How long does shipping take?
Shirts are printed to order and ship in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 5 days in the mail inside the US. You get tracking by email the moment it leaves.
Is shipping free?
Yes over $150. Under that it is a flat rate you see at checkout before you pay.
Who gets the money?
On bro merch, every dollar of profit goes to the bro on the shirt, the human in that costume. The brand keeps nothing on those.
Can I return it?
If it is the wrong size or something is off, email us within 30 days and we will swap it or refund it. No forms, no restocking fee.
How many are made?
Most drops are limited runs. When the counter on the page hits zero it is gone, unless enough people ask for a rerun.
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