The Capybara Unbothered Unfrozen Shirt is $24, printed to order on a soft 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) tee, and available from XS through 2XL in colors including Baby Blue. It carries the calmest animal on the internet and the one line that fits every group chat: unbothered, unfrozen, unbelievably chill. We print it, we check it, we ship it with tracking.
What you get for $24
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), lightweight with a little stretch
- Pre-shrunk fabric, so the fit you get is the fit you keep
- Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
- Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL and 2XL in a unisex cut that works for men and women
One honest note before you buy: the fabric is slightly sheer and can look see-through in lighter colors or under bright light. We would rather you read that here than find out in a photo.
Fit and sizing
The tee runs true to size with a regular fit through the body, so most people order their normal size. If you want it roomy, go one up. Lay a shirt you already like flat, measure pit-to-pit, and match the chest column in the size guide (measurements are within half an inch).
The print gets looked at by an actual bro
Every unbothered capybara graphic is checked before it ships, front hit and back graphic, by a human and not a machine. If something is off, we fix it. Shirts print in 2 to 5 business days, then 3 to 5 days in the mail inside the US, and tracking hits your inbox the moment it leaves.
The joke lands because the animal earns it. Capybaras are the largest rodents on earth and spend their days half-submerged, tolerating birds, monkeys and anything else that climbs on them, as the Smithsonian’s National Zoo notes. That is the energy printed on this shirt.
Buying with confidence
- Free shipping over $150, flat rate below that, shown at checkout before you pay
- 30-day swaps or refunds on wrong sizes or anything off, by email, no forms and no restocking fee
- Limited runs: when the counter hits zero the drop is gone unless enough people ask for a rerun
- Customer reviews of the unbothered capybara tee come from real buyers posting it in the wild, and we read every one
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Frequently Asked Questions
What size should I order?
Order your normal size: the fit is true to size and unisex. Sizing spans XS to 2XL, and every product page lists chest, length and sleeve in inches.
How long does shipping take?
Shirts ship in 2 to 5 business days after printing, plus 3 to 5 days in the mail inside the US. You get an email with tracking as soon as the package moves.
Is this a men’s or women’s shirt?
It is one unisex cut worn by men and women alike. Women who prefer a closer fit often size down one; anyone wanting a boxier look sizes up.
Can I return it?
Yes, within 30 days by email for a swap or refund. No return forms and no restocking fee.
Grab the Capybara Unbothered Unfrozen Shirt
Pick your size and color and we will print, check and ship it from our studio this week. Runs are limited, so add it to the cart while your size is still listed.
Ready to get started?
Get in touch with Slushy Bros for a free quote. We are happy to answer your questions and walk you through the next steps.
